The Daily Show, December 8, 2015
The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.
maybe i can do this but i don’t want to anymore
today’s smoky eye brought to you by yesterday’s eyeliner
some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for
me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately
me when i gotta pretend im enjoying myself at family parties:
